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Get infected, tough it out, get back to work

March 21, 2020 by Steve Sampson 4 Comments

Steve Sampson

As I See It: Steve Sampson

Let’s get one thing clear immediately. The virus started in China. I’ll always love Peking Duck, but bat soup? I don’t care what the woke Lord Mayor of London Sadiq Khan says. There is nothing racist about all this. More importantly, the Chinese are now recovering fastest and they will steal a lead on the rest of the world. There is only one solution for the rest of us. Get infected, tough it out, get back to work. 

Chancellor Rishi Sunak may turn out to be the best Prime Minister we’ve yet to have, but not even he can magic up a trillion pounds to sub our wages to Christmas.

Forget Boris’s jaunty “We’ll beat this in 12 weeks”.  Batsh*t.  The Chancellor’s first monster rescue package was a £330 billion loan – the government only pays if those loans default. The pledge to meet 80% of wages costs an eye-watering £240bn a quarter. The UK is a £2 trillion economy. Unsustainable.

Find a vaccine – yeh, yeh. By 2021. Unless the nation catches corona, survives and gets back to work this will end in anarchy and bankrupt Britain.  And trust me – that’s the message the Government really wants to put out.

Instead of setting up testing centres, they should give the young, the fit, the option of going through Infection Centres. Start the #I’VEHADIT movement.  One week of hell, a small price to pay. 

Get Nike and Adidas to make millions of skip caps and T shirts with what would be the world’s the biggest hashtag. #I’VEHADIT – I am disease free and off down the pub. Coronas all round, barman.

You old people – stay out the way because we don’t have the capacity to look after you, no NHS beds. Lock yourself away please, come out of hiding when the rest have had it.  Best Mother’s Day advice – don’t kill the old dears with misplaced kindness.

I have the science to back this up – but please consult your own physician, this should not be taken as medical advice. Unless you’re bonkers. I am in contact with a leading surgeon, his hospital is on a war footing, the beds already crammed with corona victims.  I have also spoken to a survivor.

In time-honoured fashion I will maintain his anonymity. He is in his early 30s.  He returned from Dubai end of last week, felt increasingly poorly. By Sunday he was full on corona. He also infected his wife and one-year-old son.

By Wednesday he was able to join a conference call. Had a dreadful throat, headaches for two days, cramps, no nausea, but all deeply unpleasant. His 1-year-old was the least affected. By Friday – one week post Dubai – he was recovering nicely, thankful that to be clear and able to see his near family in complete safety. He is young, healthy – and cured.

If you’re hoarding loo roll, it could be a wise move. The surgeon reports that some victims are suffering serious diarrhoea and nausea. All the rest of the symptoms as well. Especially a weird taste sensation. No-one can quite describe it.  Next week all soon-to-be qualified students – doctors and nurses – are being press ganged onto wards in anticipation of Armageddon.  

My solution:  There is one. Apart from Rishi Sunak for PM.  We need out of this right now, and that means infecting the fittest fastest.  The world can’t survive six months of this. Money, food will run out. The rule of law will break down.  

I hear a lot from Tim Martin, the renta-quote boss of JD Wetherspoon. We are now paying 80% of your staff’s wages. Select the youngest and fittest for a volunteer army, lead them personally to the nearest hospital and sign up to assist. We are risking our young medics – so get your bar staff doing the heavy lifting. Better than sitting at home whining.

And that goes for everyone else in all other supported industries whose markets have collapsed. Get helping, get infected, get in work. Once you’re clear, stick on your #I’VEHADIT “T” shirt. 

Most of all – go back to work, get the country moving again.  The Chancellor’s hero, super economist John Maynard Keynes, said prophetically: “In the long run we are all dead”.  A century ago, he didn’t have bat plague in mind.

Steve Sampson is former Assistant, Northern and Scottish Editor of The Sun newspaper, and a Director of Trinity Mirror publications. He was a launch presenter of Radio5 Live, founder of First Press Publishing and contributes to the BBC. He is an investor/owner across a series of digital initiatives, and a media adviser. 

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  1. Steve Sampson says

    March 23, 2020 at 13:30

    I’m not disagreeing with you. Actually, I could have said “lock us all down till we can be tested one by one to see if we’ve got it or had it”. Millions of us. Start the testing with people keeping us safe – every NHS worker. The police, fire, power. And so on. If that takes a week, a month, 2 months – get it done so we can then get to the next level. Which is returning the world to normality. They talk about the people in intensive care. They didn’t catch it there, they caught it from people who have survived, didn’t even speak to their doctor. Find them, get them back out to run the country. Don’t worry about creating an “unclean” stigma. Make the cured a benefit to the rest of us. I repeat, send them into hospitals, changing sheets, emptying bins, making soup. I saw Piers Morgan giving the Health Minister Matt Hancock the hardest of times this morning. We need to change tack. Be the bridge to the population, ask some questions – but pull together. I’m fast becoming a Hancock fan.
    I am sure of one thing – we have 2 months to do the above, maybe Boris’s 12 weeks. But no more. That’s the biggest “lie” being peddled. The idiots in London partying on. Let’s all hope we survive through this. Don’t expect the Government to do it all for us.

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  2. Common Sense says

    March 22, 2020 at 19:45

    I’m trying to find a suitable apposite comment, but I’ll stick with my first thought.

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  3. J Davis says

    March 22, 2020 at 11:49

    Congratulations on completely failing to understand the basic principles of what is going on. That you should do that when in a position of influence is selfishness of the first order. Such macho d**k waving is unforgivable and to offer up a significant part of the population as collateral damage is bordering on the criminal.
    Yes, a large number of people will contract the virus and be relatively unscathed. But to encourage us to get infected and shout “I’ve had it” from the rooftops demonstrates your complete failure to understand the pressures on the NHS to treat those are less fortunate. That might be your granny but might just as easily be your partner or — heaven forbid — you yourself. So if you’re volunteering to get infected, will you also volunteer to decline an NHS bed should it turn out that your dose (while you bravely ‘tough it out’) turns out to bring on pneumonia and a few other respiratory ailments?
    Seems to me that your attitude is that hospital treatment is for wimps. Clearly that’s not you so I think that is very generous of you to offer your space to someone else.

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  4. jim knight says

    March 22, 2020 at 04:00

    Hahahaha…. a very amusing and pragmatic approach to lift the spirits. Interesting you should mention bat soup. A former student of mine from Kaifeng, China told me about that recently, and many other very primitive practices. At least they weren’t sha**ing them, or maybe they tried!

    Thanks

    jim knight

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